Grether Labs’s Science Fiction Plot Generator can sure pick ’em: “You are friends with a talking fireplace, and you are working to solve this ancient puzzle before the creatures consume you”; “You are a cyan-eyed cartographer who is finding the awful truth beneath this false utopia, and who is struggling with the terribly thick underbrush and terrible isolation”; “You are friends with a penniless government agent, and you are working to gather the spice before the computer system becomes self-aware”; “You are a science fiction writer and activist who has been made obsolete by a small perl script.”